HOLI HANGAMA........BUPMER PRIZE!!!!!

Rewa · Newbie Joined: Jul 03, 2005 Posts: 394

Dear Friends, Very Happy

This is the time of the year when our lives are filled with colors. HOLI, the most colorful of all Indian festivals is just around the corner. The colors found during Holi are not just red,green,or yellow but also colors of the fun and enjoyment. Let us put some color to our forum in this season.... Smile

The HOLI DHAMAKA is here. This time we would like to see KOUN KITNA FEK SAKTA HAI...yes friends, this is a contest where impossible 'facts'. The one whose imaginations will shock/surprise/amuse us will be the winner... Confused

"Last evening i went to meet my friend who stays on moon. But the train service between earth and moon got disrupted for about hour as an Indian satellite had crashed on the tracks...." Laughing

I think you got what i wanted to say.... Smile

Language used can be Hindi or English, this style can be prose, poem or sher-o-shayari...The word limit is150words and the closing date will be 20th of March. Wait for the results on the 1st of April. Now don't think this is some April fool Cool

KHURAPHAT.... Razz

The next question is who will judge this contest?? Well, line is cleared for the two and only ADIMANAVS.... Cool

The most ancient members of forum-The openers of both the alumni sites-Raghav sir and Pradeep bhaiya. Mujhe pata hai aapdono is contest mein compete karte to jarrur 1st prize laate, but bachchon ko chance milna chahiye na?? Wink

mere daddu pehne diper
chashme pe unke wiper Confused

daadi ki tuti haddi
jab khele woh kabaddi Surprised

maine everest pe football khela hai
dono haathon se train ko dhakela hai....... Razz

BURA NA MANO HHOOLLII HHAAII......... Smile

NOTE: A person can post 6 entries maximum..... Twisted Evil

Wid rgds,
shubha & rewa.

Girisdotcom · Newbie Joined: Dec 26, 2005 Posts: 26

I will write later I gotto attend a meetin with BUSH...

Rewa Di..
Hope I will get a special prize 4 first entry..

Regards
Giris

roushan · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: nothing khurapati about it

Nice dhamaka,
its a kind of creativity Laughing

not khurapat. so dont be happy gals that you are more khurapati.
however I am here to ask if one person can make more than one entry? I think it should be allowedresult date is april 1, april fools day. so now we are going to know who exactly is greater foolso all the best guys(and gals too; kyonki organisers ko bhi khush karna parhta hai Mad

)
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roushan

Rewa · Newbie Joined: Jul 03, 2005 Posts: 394

Hi All,

A person can post 6 entries maximum.... Rolling Eyes

Organisers reply padkar khush hen.... Smile

Girish, Its a nice try,we will keep you in mind... Cool

wid rgds,
rewa.

ajaykthakur2002 · Tresurer Joined: Jul 09, 2005 Posts: 265

Hi All,

A lot of thanks to Rewa and Subha who started this colourful competetion. But unfortunately, I am going to inform all of you that I would not be able to enjoy this contest for some days. I will really miss it a lot. But then duty always preceeds amusement for me.

Actually, the problem is today Mr. Bush called me up in a meeting, fortunately Girish was also present there as he has mentioned above. But he did not tell you the outcome of that meet, of which he was the only witness.
Mr. Bush is very fed up of different American community protesting against his policy of providing nuclear support to India. So, he wants me to take control of presidentship of USA and present myself as a role model of Indian citizen, which I almost accepted with slight hesitation.

But then another problem is in the meanwhile I got a proposal from Aishwarya Rai, who wants to have a knot of life with me. After failure of her affair with Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan, she is very much depressed and loosing confidence in her own beauty. She is in hurry to get settled as soon as possible.

It has put me under great dillema. You navodayans are quite aware of my values. Please guide me which offer should I accept?
I am waiting for your reply.

Thanks and Regards,
Ajay Kr. Thakur

Max · Last edited by Max on Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:31 pm; edited 1 time in total

Find some good, famous & funny acronym……………
(not for entry in HOLI Hungama Competition)

WOMAN: Women Organized to Make Abuse meN

LADY: a LAnguage that Disturb communitY

WIFE: Washing Ironing Feeding Etc, Wonderful I********t for E********

GIRL: G*y in Real Life

LOVE: Loss of Valuable Energy

Want more //////////// thn wait......
BURA NAA MANO HOLI HAI
Just Enjoy and Have Fun
Aditya

Max · Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:22 pm Post subject:

delete---duplicate msg

Rewa · Newbie Joined: Jul 03, 2005 Posts: 394

Hi Ajay,

Fantastic dilemma!! I feel that going by Aishwarya Roy's track record which you have mentioned above, it will probably not be a good idea to accept her proposal- Moreover, she is much older than you so leave her for older man.... Wink

I think you should go with BUSH and be the President of USA and make all Americans come to India and sit in front of the temple and beg for money...... Cool

Allah ke naam pe de de baba.... Razz

wid rgds,
Rewa.

harish · School Co-ordinator Joined: Jan 22, 2006 Posts: 38

ajaykthakur2002 · Tresurer Joined: Jul 09, 2005 Posts: 265

Harish,

You know , hell me pahunchkar lalooji aur khus ho gaye kyonki wo to unke sahar Patna me hi tha. Laughing

Rewa,
I have been a true friend of Aishwarya in every thick and thin friend. It is because of me she could geather up courage to ditch Vivek and Salman. How can I do it in this way. It is quite sentimental issue.
Please do not make mockery of my misery. Please.....

As far age difference is concerned, I am one who like to follow Tendulkar blindly. And more over our judge Pradeep is another Maharashtrayan. so he should also be impressed.

Thanks
Ajay

Maddy · School Co-ordinator Joined: Jan 07, 2006 Posts: 83

I think, hardly any guys care about age difference if Aish is ready to marry them. Its natural that gals do really think of marrying elder guys ...
but not vice versa. But according to Ajay, Aish is ready to Wink

with him.

Good Luck Ajay Very Happy

Advanced wishes for your marriage!

Cheers,
MADHU

ravinder Singh Thakur · Guest

Dear all,
I'd like to wish u for coming holi festival
Thanks & Regards
Ravinder Singh Thakur

vicky · Newbie Joined: May 07, 2005 Posts: 6

Hi all,
Kyu bhai log aapna aapna time waste kar rahe ho.....yeha navodaya.net man bhi fixing chal rahi hai. Wo mahan Kanyaye jinhone ye competition rakha hai......feka hai. Aur jo Judge hai unhone to prize all ready fix kar liya hai ki kisko dena hai.....Mujhe pata chal to mujhe consolation prize ke liye offer kiya....But "DIL MAANGE MORE". Maine aapna point rakha to kahte hai ki hame kya LALOO samaj rakha hai.....
Bus mujhe gussa aa gaya aur main ye top secret aap sab ko bata raha hoon. time waste nahi karne ka aur holi enjoy karne ka. Maine jo bhi likha hai wo sab such hai.....aap logo ki kasam.AAP SAB KO HOLI PE JADOO KI JHAPPI...... Wink

http://www.colorsofindia.com/holi/interactive/holi1.htm

pgthindi · Newbie Joined: Dec 04, 2005 Posts: 21

HI Rewaji and all,
Bhai holi hangama me maja to aa raha tha lekin yar mujhe thoda dukh hai ki mai aap logon ke sath jada time nahi rah payoonga. Bat darasal yah hai ki kal hi bush ji hyderabad aaye the aur unhone chief minister rajshekar reddy ji se apani ladkiyon ki shadi ki charcha ki. Aur fir kya tha rajshekhar ji ne mujhe ring kiya aur sari bat fix ho gayi. Bush ne kaha ki aajkal ham ek ke sath ek gift ke funde par chal rahe hain so ek se sadi kar lo aur doosari beti gift me de denge. Ab mujhe to sochana pad raha hai ki kya karoon. Last me dears maine decide kiya ki shadi karoonga aur doosari jo gift me mil rahi hai wo is comp. me prize ke roop me jeetane wale ko de doonga Laughing

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So sab kuchh decide ho gaya. Shadi kal hi hai aur aap sab logo ko hamara barati bankar aana hai. Specially rewa ji ko jaroor aana hai kyonki hamari taraf se sari rasmon ko wahi poora karengi. Laughing

. Haan doston holi ki advance subhkamnayen, kyonki yar mai to tab nahi mil payoonga kyonki wo time par hamara honymoon ka programme hai. Aaap sab log is compt. me jeetane ka try karo kyonki is bar ka prize pahale hi bata diya hai maine.
Mujhe lag raha hai ki meri bat sunkar hamare judge(raghav sir aur pradeep ji ) apani need se jag gaye honge. Par pls sri cheating nahi, kahin aisa na ho ki prize ke chakkar me kisi ke nam se aap bhi entry mar do. Laughing

Dharmendra

pradeep · President Joined: Aug 15, 2004 Posts: 200 Location: Mumbai

Dharmendra Sirji,
Aish aur Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush ki batye ho rahi hai, fir nind kaisye aaa sakti hai? Kya karye eak ko bhulnye ki aadat hai to doosaryi do sharabi hai. To ye prizes Ajay aur Aapko hi mubarak ho.

Ajay Jai Maharashtra, aagye badhwo faal ki chinta na karo wachha.

Kya bidoo Vicky mandwali ki baat sabko nahi batyi jati. Bhul gaya kya aapnye dhandye ka vasul. Chal hata sawan ki ghata le lye eak pepsi aur hawa aanye de.

Aditya jara Aditya ka bhi to meaning soonawo.

Madhu bhai aap bhul rahye hai bhaut sarye couples hai Sachin jaise. Han percentage cum ho sakta hai wo aalag baat hai.

Magar ye kya feknye kye liye sirf lalooji aur bush sab hi hai aur koi nahi mila kya. Kanhi indirectly organizers pe to ……….. Jai Bhihar

BOORA NA MANO HOLI HAiiiii !!!